Pill Report: Under Armor
Under Armor

Missouri

Posted by
November 7, 2007
Date Submitted
rollin22
Description
Color very consistant within pill. Hard dense texture makes it difficult to break apart for parachuting.
Logo
UA
Colour
Red
Shape
Flat, Round
Texture
Dense, hard to break apart
Edges
Beveled front, flat back
Suspected Contents
Amphetamine
Rating
Adulterated
Warning
Yes
Tested
Yes
Mandelin Reagent
Orange
Marquis Reagent
Green
Mecke Reagent
Yellow
Consumed
Yes
User Report

First of all, these pills look identical to the bomb-ass orange armors from earlier this year... except for color of course.

I must stress the fact that these tabs have absolutely NO MDXX once-so-ever.

Test results showed high levels of Amp+2c-x compounds. after consumption of pill, i can assure you that this is accurate.

T-:00--drop 2

00:30--feeling comeup already... i always know if i start to feel the effects this soon, that i will end up trippin instead of rollin; my least favorite thing to do.

01:00-- intense rushes, can taste the amphetamine on my breath, as visual distortion begins to occur.

02:00--parachute third... at an arcade with friends, and i notice all the lights and carpets are very distorted, playing air-hockey and noticing tracers present and sounds are inhanced as well.

03:00-- Finish up playing games, and down the rest of my beer; we decide it's time to head to the car to blaze a blunt of sum kush, and head towards home.

04:00-07:00--chill by the tv, watch shows, converse with the friends, and watch our ladies get drunk and hungry... hehe

08:00--Head to IHOP(fuck-ihop) where everyone chow's down 'cept me... absolutely no hunger 'til next evening.

09:00-16:00-- by now it's 5:00AM, i in up laying in bed, watching the back of my eye-lids trying to sleep...

"Wake-up" or at least roll-outta bed , decide it's time to watch my chief's lose, and head over to my boy's place to watch the game...

Take 2 more to ease the day-after, along with a case of whip-it's and a HD-tv to watch the game... VERY NICE

over-all, terrible waste of time, money, and effort--once again, on another non-MDMA roll... fuck this, everything nowadays is testing ++for 2c-x, and i'm sick of fucking tripping. i want real MDMA... come-on chemists, find it in the small of your heart to send us rome real fucking shit.

6 Comments

darkstar800 (member since September 14, 2007)

sounds shitty.

November 7, 2007, 5:22 pm GMT

clubbinchef (member since January 5, 2007)

Dude, you couldnt have said it better. These are garbage rolls, stay away from the blue, and purple versions of these and the clovers. Not to be confused with clubs I mean almost like shamrock clovers. They all suck. Great report. Better luck finding some quality beans later. Peace.

November 7, 2007, 7:22 pm GMT

all nighter baby (member since November 22, 2005)

Why the hell did you eaven bother eating them? Thats so stupid. Great report tough.
~Peace & Love

November 7, 2007, 9:10 pm GMT

enjoixtc (member since July 26, 2007)

The one I ate here in Missouri were fire as hell. Was a great MDMA roll. So I guess they changed.

December 2, 2007, 2:55 am GMT

bunkrollsbad (member since November 27, 2007)

Under armours are out yet again.
The new ones (Dec. 08) actually look like rolls.
Not all waxy and fucked looking.

December 17, 2008, 12:53 am GMT

rollitup (member since November 24, 2008)

my friend jsut asked me if i wanted some red underarmours. i said no because of all the bad rep they have in missouri. But i live in kcmo and i talked to a few people who took them today and they said they loved them. They said they were relaxing and they were jamming to music and there eyes were huge. I want a dam test kit!

December 18, 2008, 10:00 pm GMT

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