Pill Report: smurfs
Smurfs

Dirty Jersey

Posted by
April 29, 2012
Date Submitted
hatenjwinter
Description
The Pill are pretty powdery and the logos on most of them were warn off pills.the edges were hard and glossy they are thick(2.5 penny stack) but the face of them are wide(half the face of a penny) and they have the smurf face on one side and the smurfs logo on the other.

I'm thicken some sort of mdXX with maybe meth or pipes.felling the effects for 3 days now .
Logo
Smurf
Colour
Blue
Shape
Thin round
Texture
Powder
Edges
Hard and glossy
Suspected Contents
Other - please see report
Rating
Adulterated
Warning
Yes
Tested
No
Consumed
Yes
User Report

7:00pm Friday My friend and I drop 2 pills each.

7:20pm starting to feel them kick in

7:40pm really really speedy with a light hint of MDXX

8:00 vision starts to get really shakey and cant focus well .not feeling bad but tweaked out of my mind. no real euphoria. touch feels good

9:00pm 3:00am feel like i just did a 8ball of coke to my dome. and all the paranoia to go with it.

4:00am 8:00am don't feel bad don't feel good pretty shaky still got some paranoia

12:00pm 10:00pm Saturday cant sleep at all
eyes and eye lids just twitching took 10mg perc to see if would help with sleep and it did nothing

4am Sunday kinda slept a lil but not well. legs are achy and just a weird body feeling. and i dont see a good night of sleep unless i take some meds
6:30pm Sunday writing this report and still don't feel normal.

These pills remind me of these red BMW's that went around couldn't sleep for 4 days after them.

5 Comments

ganjen (member since July 12, 2009)

new press. thanks for posting the report

April 29, 2012, 11:28 pm GMT

chemically insane (member since May 13, 2011)

I had a nasty 2 day hangover from my one experience with pipes... thanks for the warning

April 29, 2012, 11:48 pm GMT

ganjen (member since July 12, 2009)

^ive done the bzp tfmpp caffeine cutouts at least a dozen times and even though i never care to do that junk again, the only really negative effects i got from those pipes were bein kinda gaggy/paranoid and when the more enjoyable parts wore off (5 hours or so) you cant sleep and you dont feel like doing anything at all. ive had worse hangovers from meth bombs personally. i never had the hospitalizing effects alot of people describe and over exaggerate. pipes suck tho, and so do alot of the current rcs. hopefully something better than methylone comes out. tried the 4MEC and it wasnt worth buying a second round of

April 30, 2012, 12:17 am GMT

feralkitten (member since May 20, 2012)

These are going around CT right now and I foolishly tried one without testing, however the first time I tried it it felt like a really clean roll. I am really sensitive to speedy type stuff and it didn't feel speedy to me, just nicely energized and euphoric and universal love type feelings. I started off on just 1/4 of a pill and I felt a distinct mdma comeup. Ended up taking the whole pill over the course of the night and went to work still rolling although eventually I started to come down and got so extremely exhausted it was miserable but other than that no bad comedown and I slept well when I got home.

However I took one again a week later (tonight) and it feels really speedy and dirty. Just really jittery with dry mouth. I don't feel awful but although I'm sort of dreading it too I can't wait to start coming down. My pupils aren't dilated at all (they weren't the first time either but I attributed that to the fact I'd taken kratom earlier in the day) .

It's been 6 hours since I started feeling it and now it just feels incredibly tweaky. I am definitely going to buy a test kit and test my pills from now on, it seems like this area has a lot of bunk pills and rcs going around.

Wouldn't try these again even though the first experience was quite nice and I was really excited to have found some good pills in the area. Guess it was just a fluke or maybe the residual effects from the kratom.

May 20, 2012, 6:09 am GMT

safet1st (member since June 3, 2012)

Just wanted to let everyone know these are potentially dangerous...! Unfortunately I did not test these before ingesting a total of 2 which made a nightmare stronger and last longer. I would say almost a total of 4 days with a even some slight uncharacteristic effects still lingering. They start off somewhat speedy and plateau shortly after as far as the positive effects go. This accompanies little to no euphoria or empath/entact effects either. They create a sense of altered mind state, but don't take you far from it. Rather after you think they've peaked the filth has just began. They create just about every negative side affect imaginable. I'm not even go into detail that's how bad these make you feel and think during the lengthy process this poison of a pill takes your body to overcome. Edgy, uncomfortable, paranoid and racing thoughts...with all the physical accompanying affects as well. These are quite dangerous and luckily for myself I only digested 2 which was two too many. The negative side affects also brought along unwelcomed body sensations and severe headache which made sleeping off the bat experience literally impossible.

If an individual can imagine a bad trip on something such as LSD or mushrooms, then these pills were worse then what a bad trip on mdma would feel like if they existed but they don't. And if you've had one then it was also cut, dirty, or not MDMA, MDA, or MDE all which in there own character provide an overall comforting experience. If you experience anything else then you have been ingesting other substances. A hangover is possible but usual is more of an afterglow with body load of just overall mental, physical, and possibly emotional tiredness. If a hangover is depressive and negative other then a possibility of headaches or simple ailment it is almost always due to an unclean mix. Also excessive use without appropriate health and recovery symptoms can occur.

I thought that my extensive knowledge of actual chemical education alongside exposure of such that it perhaps could have been methamphetamine based. However, I've concluded that it may have contained a small amount, but strongly doubt it. I am also 100% positive that in no way shape or form contained mdma,mda,mde. Any of these four would have at least made the experience somewhat enjoyable. I honestly have never experienced something quite so negatively unique. I believe it was some sort of research chemical pressed pill. Possibly a mix but in any respect entirely way to powerful and over intoxicating. Not to mention the pills probably were at least 300 mg and possibly upto 500mg per. Which makes this a very dangerous poison.

I don't understand why an individual would distribute a substance that would make a consumer not want to come back in such the worst of ways. I truly good experience would create a great backing by word of mouth. This kind of shit will make unstable or unsuspecting individuals react in a variety of negative ways. If there is anything positive that i was able to achieve from such an awful experience. It is that I registered and let others know that this is a very dangerous and quite potentially lethal unknown substance(s). Also, that I have come to the realization that any pill, capsule, powder, or solid designated as mdma, mda, mde provided it has been tested have and is positive for any of or combo of these are the scapegoat for many false accusations of negative experiences which are actually from a mixture or altogether different substance but labeled as E. Finally i respect myself enough to have bought a 4 part test kit for my safety as well as the publics.

Please if you come across these let those know they are dealing with something that is not what it is being labeled as. Spread the word to others you know just so that it goes around. And quite possibly make a unanimous tip to law enforcement so that a warning or advisory can be made.

June 3, 2012, 8:51 am GMT

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