Pill Report: Minions
Minions

Slovenia - Velenje

Posted by
September 17, 2016
Date Submitted
xminiar
Description
Shape:
The pill is entirely shaped like a minion, looks very nice and you can clearly see their pants & eyes etc.

Texture:
Very nice press. The pills also break nicely, without crumbling.

Smell:
The pills have no certain smell.

Taste:
Very bitter on the toungue, they taste like most other e's.
Last Update
September 19, 2016
Logo
Minions / Yellow - Blue
Colour
Yellow / Blue
Shape
Minions
Height
10.0 mm
Width
3.0 mm
Texture
Hard press, well made
Edges
Smooth edges, nice curves
Suspected Contents
MDMA
Rating
Adulterated
Warning
Yes
Tested
No
Consumed
Yes
User Report

When we bought these e's the dealer told us that these are not that good.
We had an indoors party with 5 people.

We were all quite new to ecstasy and have only consumed a couple before so we all decided to take half a pill as they seemed pretty large and than we would take half more as the first half would start to kick in.

At the time I was 183cm and had 70kg. I only consumed 3 other types of e's beforehand and had a great time with each. So after 30 minutes of consuming the first half we all took the other half as nobody felt anything yet.

In about an hour they started to kick in - I felt as if it was really hot, so I took off my shirt. We were clutching our jaws but nobody felt the "feeling" yet. We all dropped another pill and after 15 minutes we were all burning and sweating.

We went outside shirtless while it was raining and we were still hot. After an hour I had the worst comedown feeling ever. Nobody felt the euforia or the classic MDMA feeling, so we called it a night.

The next day we all felt dead on the inside, as if we were hit by a truck and had no energy or will whatsoever.

I would rate 1/10
DO NOT BUY THIS PILL.

6 Comments

xminiar (member since June 10, 2016)

They look amazing but they are pure trash -.-

September 17, 2016, 1:26 am GMT

bearlove2 (member since August 20, 2015)

Thanks for the warning - with the zero MDMA effects and the high temperatures it makes me think these were more adulterated than just low MDMA so I have changed your report to match.

Has anyone tested these
Bear

September 19, 2016, 7:25 am GMT

mdmjatoch (member since June 7, 2015)

i've seen test results from arround 100mg of these blue yellow minions. Looks to good imo to be a fake press. originals are clean.

September 20, 2016, 10:50 am GMT

cardiffboy11 (member since October 29, 2016)

Is this your picture? I've had these exact same before, didn't think they were adulterated just didn't think they were that good, low md high amphetamine probably

October 31, 2016, 8:43 pm GMT

spookywap (member since August 14, 2016)

20:05 dropped whole pill, 20:48 start feeling it, 21:03 trouble with reading/focus, slightly out of balance, 21:16 stiff jaw, tingling all over. 21:19 starting to sweat, feeling very warm, little hallucinating, 21:50 peak is over, cool down starts. 23:17 still super relaxed. Dropped second pill. Not a second peak but stayed relaxed and spacy. Sometimes little hallucinations.
Next day relaxed all over, slow thinking.

November 12, 2016, 7:03 pm GMT

ketbelly1 (member since May 6, 2016)

shite

December 16, 2016, 10:07 am GMT

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