Pill Report: Smurf head
Smurf Head

Upstate New York

Posted by
May 16, 2014
Date Submitted
Very well pressed, however they break easily.
Smooth, almost soft to the touch.
Same stamp on both sides.
Light shade of blue throughout the pill, abundance of white specks.
Strong taste.
Last Update
May 16, 2014
Smurf head cutout.
Suspected Contents
MDxx Medium
User Report

I have not had a chance to test these yet. I've talked to numerous, experienced, 'rollers' and they all say that these smurfs are the best 'e' around. I'm waiting for my local smoke shop to get more test kits.. I will test these pills and post results asap. Whenever that may be. I was kind of wary about taking these without testing them because of all the pipes polluting my area.. but I decided to take them. Now mind you, I just rolled the night before on 3 orange louie v pills. Weak roll imo.

Now a little background..

male, 6'1, 185, 23 yo, med build.
also, I made sure not to eat 3 hours prior to ingesting these.

00:00 i consume 2 of the pills.
00:30 nothing crazy yet. subtle, yet noticeable, mood lift.
00:45 definetly consumed by a nice, gentle glow of euphoria. very chatty. conversations become deeper.
01:00 effects are gradually increasing. I consume 1 more pill to prolong the roll.
01:30 full blown euphoria. strong connection with others. lowered inhibitions. becoming very horny.
3:00 i still feel like I'm peaking. much of the same. music is amazing. the feel of an orgasm is unbelievable.
4:30 peak started to decline about 45 minutes ago. very pleased with how the night turned out. still rolling, just coming down now. very mellow. I should have no problem getting to sleep.
6:00 took a shower. felt amazing and made me extremely drowsy. smoke some sour and lay down.

I'd estimate I fell asleep about 20 mins after the last post. All in all, these are the best rolls around right now. I'll probably be purchasing them again. Didn't make me feel 'ampy' at all. If there is amphetamine in this, it can't be very much.

Oh, and let it be known that a smoked about 3 grams of very good marijuana throughout this experience.


stayhealthy970 (member since September 1, 2012)

Thanks 4 the report

These are notorious for being bunk/pipes!
But these do look different then the bunk ones.

Could you update with test results?

May 16, 2014, 12:32 pm GMT

chelseagr1n (member since April 25, 2014)

Absolutely, as soon as I get a kit.
Not sure if I want to wait until the smoke shop gets them in..
Know a good site?

Also, i was very wary of these because of the bad rep.
But I couldn't find ones that look like these..
Plus, I've taken various pipes.. molly.. etc.
I believe there is a good amount of MDxx in these.
Very smooth and mellow roll.
However, that is only my belief. I do not know for sure.

May 16, 2014, 1:22 pm GMT

stayhealthy970 (member since September 1, 2012)

here's 3 of the main company's to get test reagents From.

Based in Australia


Based in the US


Based in Europe


May 16, 2014, 6:25 pm GMT

chelseagr1n (member since April 25, 2014)

Just an update.. ordered a kit today.
Gonna test asap.

May 21, 2014, 5:01 am GMT

stayhealthy970 (member since September 1, 2012)

Chelseagr1n ~ what test kit did u get ?

May 22, 2014, 10:46 pm GMT

chelseagr1n (member since April 25, 2014)

I bought the complete ecstasy test kit..
Still haven't received it. But it charged my card so it went through..
just waiting now.

May 27, 2014, 12:43 am GMT

stayhealthy970 (member since September 1, 2012)

^^^Nice glad to hear u got a full kit !! :)

What brand?

May 27, 2014, 2:58 pm GMT

all0y (member since January 11, 2010)

I would be weary of this press without a picture of the test results in great detail that shows clear signs of pill shavings in the same color as the press photographed here due to the high notoriety of this press 9 times out of 10 (and sometimes even more often than that) being heavily adulterated, usually not containing any MDxx content at all -- let alone an active dosage. PROCEED W/ CAUTION, FOLKS!!!

May 28, 2014, 1:46 am GMT

stayhealthy970 (member since September 1, 2012)

^^ at least it's a different press

These r a front view of the face an the bunk one's r side view of the face

Link to bunk ---> http://www.ecstasydata.org/view.php?id=1799

May 28, 2014, 6:57 pm GMT

chelseagr1n (member since April 25, 2014)

I apologize for the delayed response..

Anyways, I was charged for the kit but it never arrived..
I contacted the company and informed them.
They told me that there was nothing they could do and asked me if I wanted to order another..

My local smoke shop orders kits once in awhile so I went in there and placed an order.
Waiting, once again.

June 15, 2014, 4:42 am GMT

stayhealthy970 (member since September 1, 2012)

^^^^ where was it from ? Dance safe

June 18, 2014, 1:36 pm GMT

oxmatteoxo (member since June 16, 2016)

I just copped some of these. Waiting for my test kit in the mail, I'll make a report once I get my kit. Hoping these are good!

June 16, 2016, 9:59 pm GMT

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April 3, 2022, 7:59 am GMT