Pill Report: Teal Monster
Teal Monster


Posted by
May 6, 2013
Date Submitted
These reacted very quick to the reagents. Both Marquis and Mecke changed to their respective colors in less than 5 seconds. The Simons turned blue in about 15-20.
Monster Energy drink claw marks
Teal (Blueish Green)
Suspected Contents
Tested Only
Marquis Reagent
Mecke Reagent
Simons Reagent


epic11 (member since October 16, 2011)

wow nice results on a new press. Surprised to see the first report on them from Hawaii. Usually they start in CA and then you start seeing the Hawaii reports months later.

May 6, 2013, 11:23 pm GMT

jimsteele (member since January 16, 2011)

very nice, thanks for testing hemo!

May 6, 2013, 11:52 pm GMT

facedbeyond (Moderator)

these are definitely a different press from the bunk green monsters that are circulating in the southwest --> pillreports.com/index.php?page=display_pill&id=30824 ...they look like they are domed on top and flat+sloped bevel on the back(is that correct OP?). it seems like you found a good one in the middle of the damn Pacific Ocean! :) be sure to make a report even if you test a bunk/adulterated pill...those reports help people avoid the BS and save their $$ for the real presses..

May 7, 2013, 2:32 am GMT

rollnpeace (Moderator)

Thanks for testing!!!

May 7, 2013, 4:07 am GMT

hemodendemo (member since March 23, 2013)

Yup the top part with the design is domed and the bottom is flat. Hawaii has been getting a lot of good stuff recently, I haven't come across any bunks in a while.

May 7, 2013, 5:19 am GMT

stayhealthy970 (member since September 1, 2012)

Nice find !

Did your mecke an Marquis ever reach full black!? Just wondering cuz it says blue an purple not black but the pic looks clean

May 7, 2013, 5:47 pm GMT

raverrasta420 (member since May 27, 2011)

well even when it appears black it is just a daaark blue but those appear nice and dark in the pictures.

May 13, 2013, 1:49 am GMT

rageright (member since May 23, 2013)

These are the best pills hawaii has seen in a while

May 23, 2013, 10:17 pm GMT

rageright (member since May 23, 2013)

I have tested on numerous occasions and i have to confirm. Quick hitting, good peak, lots of wiggles, urge to adventure lol. almost no down. felt great the next day.

May 23, 2013, 10:18 pm GMT

facedbeyond (Moderator)

^^FYI - the term "tested" on this site means a powdered sample of the pill was tested by a chemical reagent such as marquis/mecke/mandelin/simons/robadope, not just eaten and enjoyed/hated. alot of ppl say they "tested" the pill by eating it.....not even close to science, since ppl all react differently to active compounds.

May 24, 2013, 11:04 pm GMT

dontstopthemusic (member since September 1, 2009)

To appease the moderators... I ingested 2... Not tested.

In hawaii we have a term for strong stuff. We call them animo/animal. These are in fact animal.


6pm took 2 (I've rolled for 5+ years)

Driving home which takes about 20 min I could feel the come up. Knees were twitching, a feeling I have not had since the purple pikachus we had here a while back.

630 reach home and decide to take a shower. About 10 or so min after I'm almost done it kicks like a mule. This caught me off guard. I check my eyes and sure enough pupils are the size of the moon. Feeling good.

730ish... Walk downstairs to get a drink my eyes immediately start to wiggle and I can feel the movie my girl is watching. Batman rises... Explosions and stuff eventually I had to sit because I was overwhelmed. I asked to have music cause the violence was muddying the high.

8ish my girl drops 1 and just watches me "suffer" for about 30 min or so. I say suffer cause I can't stand up, the wiggles are bad and the grinding is hurting my teeth. Take magnesium and a bowl of herb to mellow me down and help the jaw.

About an hour later I'm feeling GREAT my girls coming up and we head out to town for some dancing and hanging with friends. Mag helped the grinding more or less just sucking the sides of my cheeks. The rest of the night went good. We were out till about 3. I looked at my eyes before I started to drive home pupils were still pretty big. Throughout the night I had eye wiggles definite body high. No euphoria or lovely feelings. Id have to say it was more like mda than mdma. I didn't take anymore since I had to be at work the next day. My girl enjoyed it she wanted to do it again the following night. I'd have to say maybe at about midnight I came down the pill felt clean as when it wore off I was clear headed like some one turned off the switch, feeling normal again but still happy. Next day no headaches I was able to work just fine. No appetite but I ate food anyway.

Last time I took anything was about December so I waited quite a while between my last roll. Those who are heavy users will still like these. I was kinda shocked at the intensity when this pill peaked but I'm sure it's my hiatus between rolls. I've taken lots of different pills over the last few years this one was pretty good. Lots of energy to dance my ass off and the strippers looked good too. The last pill I took was the white lightning which is mda it has a strong resemblance to that pill in intensity and the type of feelings produced.


May 25, 2013, 9:29 pm GMT

fuji808 (member since June 8, 2013)

OMG these! They were all over HSBP5 and anyone who was rolling at least took one of these. everyone seemed fine

June 7, 2013, 11:59 pm GMT

flippincandy (member since July 4, 2011)

"In hawaii we have a term for strong stuff. We call them animo/animal. These are in fact animal."

Hahaha way to embarrass all of us... lul

- Took a few of these throughout the night @ the Republik in Honolulu. Dope night, these pills are very clean. Came up very fast, probably due to me not rolling for 6 months before, but the comeup was mellow and clear, perfect intensity.

Probably dosed @ around ~130mg. Aloha!!!

June 22, 2013, 9:33 pm GMT

fancynotch (member since July 25, 2013)

i got my hands on some of these for free from a friend cause we were getting ready for Excision at The Republik so we ended up buying about 10 of these purple mac beans, so we got hooked up with 3 of these green monsters so that same night i was like fuck it let's try one. these came up really quick for me eyes bounced a lot and teeth chattering like a mo'fo but i haven't rolled in a while so it was amazing. needless to say we were hanging out with some friends and i just couldn't be there anymore i had to leave i was rolling so hard and so was my friend. throughout the night we just chilled in his room jammin' they are easily broken down. i was trying to figure out how i was going to sneak the other ones in the event and tried using my phone case to hide them and the purple macs were fine but the green monster broke in half and i got powder everywhere. so yeah i was sad, but i would definitely love to do these again. and the comedown was smooth as shit! did not feel terrible the next day either.

July 25, 2013, 10:16 pm GMT

agut33 (member since January 26, 2009)

These are fire... and they are all over the islands still months after their first appearance. These are what I would refer to as Safe Beans.

July 26, 2013, 6:54 am GMT

twse4 (member since March 25, 2010)

Fun pills...Have seen them here in Vegas for a while.

August 9, 2013, 9:58 am GMT

hiroller808 (member since August 20, 2013)

so far the best pill I have taken. gets you more hammered than the mollys, but yet does not hammer you out to the point where you are not having fun or can't remember anything. everyone who got the pills from me at Lovefest and summer wonderland 2013 here in Honolulu all gave me positive comments about them. Some have been picking up for causal use and others want more for up coming haunted wonderland. from my personal experience, teal monsters (aka green monsters) does not kick in as fast as the molly does. I don't feel it until about 25-30 minutes later even with orange juice or might just be me. but I usually roll about 3-4 at an event. 1.5-2 hours between pills. don't really sweat too much like other pills I have taken. before rolling I usally eat about half full just cuz i don't want to be only water logged. I don't like drinking and rolling so I can't say how it is with alcohol. personally I say people should not drink alcohol while rolling bcuz now you are having a false roll effect. after rolling green monsters. I don't have any bad after effects. only thing is I can't really sleep. which I think is normal for all pills. but if I rage hard enough, do feel sleepy. I also popped like six of my friends ROLL CHERRY and started them on mollys first. but when I got them on green monsters, they said they preferred it over mollys. I too prefer green monsters over any other pill cuz this pill got me more action than any other pill I have taken in the past 7 years.

August 20, 2013, 1:18 pm GMT