Pill Report: White Lightning
White Lightning


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June 26, 2012
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Clearly stamped lightning bolt on both sides. Withstood some decent chafing but crumbled extremely readily when cut and bitten, so make sure you have something to catch the little bits that WILL get everywhere if you plan to break these up.
Last Update
July 13, 2012
Lightning Bolt
Slightly Beveled
Suspected Contents
MDxx High
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Holy Stromboli Fee-Fi Cannoli.

A resurgence has hit Oahu. At an event you can definitely tell who's on these and who's on MDMA. These White Lightnings make you look stoned and drunk and goofier than Goofy cos you're trying to stop smiling but Resistance is Futile.

Preloaded with 400mg magnesium the day before and of my roll. Also took 500mg vitamin C the morning of my roll.

9:30 - My group of friends drop one at the event we're at. First time on these for all of us (some of us have had the mollies with these crushed up a while back). We walk around saying hi to everyone we know who's there early too.

10:00 - We sit in chairs, socializing, and I have to turn away and throw up in my mouth a little. A couple of my friends are looking a bit green.

10:15 - The first waves are crashing onto shore, and all of us look at each other and mutter "Damn" or "Whoa" or "Holy Jesus." I'm having trouble breathing; last time it was that bad was when I double-dropped White Skull Candies.

10:30 - TSUNAMIIIII. Our faces are hilarious, all sorts of stupid. Heads are bobbing. We need lightshows already.

10:36 - "What time is it?" "10:36."

10:47 - "What time is it?" "10:47." "What the fuck??"

10:55 - "I'm scared to ask what the time is." "It's 10-frickin'-55, man!!" "WHAAAAAAATTTT??!!"

We burst into hysterics.

11:00 - I have my second shot of Crown. I can barely feel it go down. Pleasure is coursing through me to the rhythm of the trance blasting through the air. I chill by the bar for a moment and drink some ice water before heading back to the group. I exhale deeply and wish for a second that I could see my breath. But then, "WTF am I thinking - I live in Hawaii. Good god."

11:15 - Everyone seems to be getting used to this thing called MDA and is chatting up a storm.

11:30 - I'm restless and walk around the venue to see who else I know. I swear I did this for an hour but when I went back to my friends again it was only

11:50 - This stuff makes time stand still.

Midnight - Headliner is on stage so we scuffle (NOT shuffle!) our way to the front. The lights and visualizers look absolutely incredible. I've brought three bottles of water to share cos shit's gonna get crazy soon.

1:45 - Life has been nothing but awesome - the music, the vibes, the overall energy ... it made for one of the best times I've ever had.

2:00 - We're driving home and I bite another half. I'm seriously singing in my head "Pleeeease don't let this feeling eeeeeend ..."

2:10 - Our place has turned into a post-event landing pad, and there are people all amped up, smoking weed, gloving, drinking, crazycrazycraziness.

3:00 - Thizzing face, again. My friend does an insane orbit show and I nearly came.

8:00 - The crowd has diminished, but those of us still up have been bullshitting for five hours, not even cracked out, just awake, feeling good.

No adverse effects, except one friend whose slight headache was remedied by bacon and Stella Artois.

I doubt I need to say that these are clean and of premium quality. Grabbing as many of these as you would other rolls means you'll have quite a stash.

Have fun and be safe.


jimsteele (member since January 16, 2011)

Awesome report! Nice find

June 26, 2012, 12:17 pm GMT

blah blah (member since September 21, 2011)

Lol yeah time is a weird little concept with MDA. It really does make time seem to stand still and who the hell would ever complain at that little bonus effect? Not this guy!

Nice report and its great to see these still being enjoyed.

June 26, 2012, 2:07 pm GMT

yanker (member since March 10, 2011)

Beautiful report thumbs up from me!

Now my question is wtf happened to this Presser? Is he one and done?

June 26, 2012, 3:27 pm GMT

folley (member since April 26, 2011)

Are these actually going around again..?

No way I'd miss out on the hunt this time LOL...

June 26, 2012, 5:49 pm GMT

layitdown (member since September 12, 2010)

limited edition huh? I was of the impression that MDA was easier to make, cheaper to make, and that the precursors were more easily obtainable. Maybe it was one ENORMOUS batch. Whatever enormous means. Still this shit shows up from the east coast all the way to hawaii, and has been making appearances for several months now.

June 26, 2012, 7:05 pm GMT

folley (member since April 26, 2011)

You make MDA with the same precursors you use for MDMA, and unless you make a really shitty kind that full of byproducts, than it's harder to make.

June 26, 2012, 7:14 pm GMT

vibaneezy (member since January 24, 2012)

THANK GOODNESS FOR ROUND 2!!! Forgot how good these felt. :]]]

great report homeskrillet!

June 27, 2012, 10:22 am GMT

b3ngal (member since September 24, 2011)

Thanks all!

I'm interested to see if anything else comes from this presser. We Hawaii partiers have been so grateful for these beans - everyone loves them. They're strong, clean, and yet different from what we're used to. Those who saved goodies from the most recent pokeball influx can now attest to the awesome synergy between MDA and MDMA.

All of us who hadn't gotten to try the first batch had to jump on this new shipment cos we'd heard nothing but good.

Like I said in my review, getting the same amount of these as you would others means you can afford to stash some. Worth doing for when the next dry spell comes around.

July 1, 2012, 12:36 pm GMT

kr4zyr4ver1412 (member since July 15, 2012)

Idk I just made an account today after reading this cause I'm getting worried about rolls in Hawaii...

July 14, 2012, 11:44 pm GMT