Pill Report: Handycaps / Retards
Handycaps / Retards


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April 25, 2009
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The biggest pills I've ever come across. A very professional press. I'd been told they're pretty good - "I had an awesome night on a half", by a good friend.

These pills contain what felt like around 150mg of MDxx but are adulterated with BZP/TFMPP! To whoever presses these pills why the hell do you feel you need to put that shite in them?
Last Update
April 26, 2009
Round, flat top/bottom, scored
6.0 mm
9.0 mm
Hard & smooth
Slightly bevelled
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First off I have to say I've consumed a ridiculous amount of pills in my time and one is never enough so my hopes are never high.

I consumed one of these at about 11.20pm, got to the club around 12, at about 12.05 I was thinking it was bunk but 10 minutes later I was about to blow chunks. I managed to hold it in & hit the dance floor.

So it took a while to kick in but it kicked in hard, I was glad I only had one! For the next 4 hours I was having an awesome time, I haven't been that blasted off one pill for many years but then...

I got that taste/feeling in my mouth, the MDMA was wearing off leaving me with a BZP buzz! I couldn't sleep until about 1am Sunday (took the pill on a Friday night)! So it was a good time but the next day was a complete writeoff. I wouldn't take one of these again unless I had some strong sedatives for the comedown!


kingpin007 (member since October 31, 2006)

shit eh bzp + mdma combo

your gonna see alot more of this ....

there would be fuck all mdma and the bzp would have helped the low mdxx to work so you think their strong mdxx.

Someone died in europe from eating a few of these type pills.

mdxx is supercharged by mixing it with piperazines so you think your on a awesome pill until after it starts to wear off.

Good report and warning .... if you have any left do they have that zingy tangy fizzing when held on tongue?

April 26, 2009, 12:59 am GMT

chubbs (member since April 26, 2009)

^^ the thing is i took my share of bzp when it was legal here, often along with good e's and never came near puking. It was mainly that which made me think they had a fair chunk of mdxx in them (as well as 4 hours of good times dancing). FUCK PIPERAZINES!

April 26, 2009, 1:24 am GMT

noysy (member since June 27, 2008)

Looks like a copycat batch of the handycaps that were floating around melbourne, the ones floating around melbourne were A LOT smaller and could hardly make out the press on some of them.

April 26, 2009, 1:33 am GMT

chubbs (member since April 26, 2009)

Yeah i read about those ones before trying these. I wish more kiwis would use pillreports and save me the agony of more bzp comedowns!!

I should note I had a pill a coule of months back, big & white, professional looking press like these (the pic doesn't do that justice, had to increase the contrast to get the logo to show up), they were a star of david logo, same deal, felt pretty good until the piperazines reared their ugly head!

April 26, 2009, 2:32 am GMT

elton2028 (member since January 15, 2009)

If ur afta more NZ reports, hit up Tripme. Far greater range of pills covered

April 26, 2009, 8:30 pm GMT

ekstasis (member since September 29, 2005)

Thanks Chubbs for the useful report. If you have a chance to report back on the taste that would be very interesting as people are talking about this as one of the few ways left to tell if a pill has piperazines in them. Sux to hear you couldn't sleep for long. Sorry you got piped. :(

~Ekstasis -Mod Aus/NZ

April 27, 2009, 1:47 pm GMT

chubbs (member since April 26, 2009)

^^ nah, didn't buy any more, dunno if you're a kiwi but at the prices we pay over here getting spares isn't an option. a mate has asked if i can get him one so i'll see if he can do the zing tang fizz test. but believe me, i know pipes well enough to be pretty certain of this, i get this indescribable telltale feeling/taste in my mouth. very bizarre. & i forgot to mention the slight TFMPP visuals, like flat surfaces get a slight depth to them.

April 29, 2009, 7:25 am GMT

muntman (member since May 29, 2009)

some of the ones in melb were shit. heaps of mates had problems. but then another crew said they were good. they got shit like back pains??? and stuff. so yeah. i dont no. good luck with them.

May 29, 2009, 12:46 am GMT

organicshroom (member since May 8, 2008)

I'd be skeptical these contained any MDMA, let alone 150mg! An mdma analogue is more likely.

May 31, 2009, 4:08 am GMT

elton2028 (member since January 15, 2009)

yeah not only is 150mg MDMA virtually non existent in all pills on NZ market but if a pill had that amount, chucking BZP in it would do it no favours at all. It would put people off

June 1, 2009, 11:04 am GMT

ocbudsmkr420 (member since August 13, 2009)

u wanna see ridikk amountzz of mdma, check the pokeball reports.

September 5, 2009, 4:42 am GMT