Pill Report: Orange Teslas
Orange Teslas

Gold Coast

Posted by
August 30, 2016
Date Submitted
jj5678
Description
Large, hard orange pills bearing the Tesla logo. Big visible chunks of goodness in them. We don't generally test pills etc but know we should so no lectures, please.

Last Update
August 30, 2016
Logo
Tesla Logo
Colour
Orange
Shape
Shield shape
Height
10.0 mm
Width
10.0 mm
Texture
Hard
Edges
Crisp & Bevelled
Suspected Contents
MDMA
Rating
MDxx High
Warning
No
Tested
No
Consumed
Yes
User Report

My wife and I are 41, in reasonable health and very experienced drug users. Tonight was spent at home so I won't be able to provide a commentary on a typical club experience was like, we are a bit over that scene. We last ate 28hrs before we dropped the first one. Wife had smoked a bit of weed but nothing major. I was clean.

8pm - we take one each and are excited to celebrate a special occasion together.

8.30pm - Both of us can feel the effects and are cautiously optimistic.

9pm - We are both wide-eyed and happy, a deep warmth washing over us in steady waves. We are chatting enthusiastically and getting affectionate with each other.

10pm - we are heavily effected and have mild visuals including very strong trails, aural distortion and a drop in co-ordination. We are extremely happy, in love and starting to move towards the bedroom as we drop another one each. I take a 100mg Viagra.

12am ish we are in the middle of a very enthusiastic sex session and nothing is wrong with the world. If that's even where we are? I remember seeing all corners of the bedroom and we have broken the solid wood frame of the bed so the mattress is now on a weird angle towards the floor. We don't really care and take our last pill. Sex etc continues and although sometimes extreme and intense is bathed in a glow of love and personal connection between us. Rehydrating is almost impossible as I personally am losing so much sweat that I pause to consider if we have put a hole in the waterbed. Then I realise we don't have a water bed. Mmmm...

2am - The third pill has little arrival impact but maintains our current cruising level satisfactorily and the sex gets weirder, nastier and more loving all at the same time. I checked with her and she felt the same way - awesome! Somewhere in there another 100mg Viagra was popped and the old fella is still working but orgasm, as usual, is elusive for me. The wife, on the other hand, has had nearly constant screaming climaxes and sets a new personal record. I am having so much fun I don't give a toss if I have cum yet.

5am - After moving our personal shenanigans from the bedroom to various spots around the home over the last few hours we start to normalize and come to our senses on the floor of the dining room. The dogs are looking at us weird.

6am - We have both regained a comfortable glow and start to realise what strain we have put our parts through - ouch! Our jaws are really sore but the cause of that is debatable, but I am sure these are heavy teeth grinders. When I look at her eyes they are nearly full black - ewww, and we both have some serious black bags going on. We feel contented and loving but tired. Both of us are very happy with the pills and can't complain (until Tuesday when we wished we were dead). Overall we both rank these as heavy as fuck and worth the $$$'s.

Neither of us can comment on what the come down from there was as we went halves in half a gram of meth to start off the day.

I rank these as excellent, strong and clean bad ass mf's.

15 Comments

bubbleboy3000 (member since January 31, 2016)

Sounds like the perfect night to me!!

Good to see some new teslas that are good but this press has gone from being amazing to trash then amazing again. Highly recommend testing!!


NOTE: forget viagra. For a night like this Cialis is always better.

August 30, 2016, 1:20 pm GMT

tssbh26 (member since July 26, 2014)

Mixing that much MDMA with that much Viagra can be bad for ya dude... Take it easy

August 30, 2016, 8:12 pm GMT

zigstar (member since December 16, 2015)

Holy shit this story is soo great and very detailed thanks! i can confirm sex was very difficult for me as well on these teslas, tho im a bit young for Viagra,
This is a extremely large dosage you've taken your talking 200mgx3=600mg of mdma, and the hallucinations would probably be you having MDMA breakthroughs (don't know a lot about this term tho)

HIGHLY ADVISE! other users to not consume such a large amount

August 31, 2016, 9:31 am GMT

techroll (member since August 23, 2016)

Not your typical review but very interesting haha.
Keen to see if i can get my hands on these this weekend.

Its nice seeing a review from gold coast/Bris for once!

August 31, 2016, 2:33 pm GMT

doubleup1 (member since September 3, 2016)

I've got a few of these myself, yet to try as I had defcons on the weekend instead, seems there is 2 presses though?, one like this and another with cp on the back

I got them both from the same source mine like these had no cp , the red defqon has a tiny cp pressee into it though

September 4, 2016, 1:07 pm GMT

ozmunter (member since January 3, 2016)

Anything with CP on it is top shelf stuff. His very well known in EU, super important to always test before consumption tho!

September 4, 2016, 2:43 pm GMT

bubbleboy3000 (member since January 31, 2016)

CP was all you wanted to see before but its so easy now to buy a mould with CP already in it, even on ebay so I place no faith at all in the CP logo alone. TEST TEST TEST!!

September 11, 2016, 4:43 pm GMT

yamaha55 (member since October 27, 2014)

Great to see someone else with imports on Gold Coast, hopefully starting to be more around

September 12, 2016, 10:31 am GMT

ian hard (member since October 3, 2005)












Wow, what a wonderfully written subjective report outlining your feelings and the effects brought on by this pill.

Spot on articulation of your actions and activities are making me want to consider obtaining some of these lovely looking items.

Thanks again for the report.

September 14, 2016, 7:09 am GMT

thebikkiemonster (member since April 18, 2016)

Sounds like a dodgy report and made up, I've given up on IMPORTS in Qld and no way these are the real Teslas from overseas unless someone else can confirm

September 26, 2016, 6:46 am GMT

scubapills1990 (member since April 1, 2008)

These are imports - we had these in Miami (lighter orange) over NY. Half will role you for a few hours and I have a pretty med-high tolerance. These are a new batch which I have tried in WA and confirm - imports and very high dosage. Again most of us did them in Halves.

I do have to say tho - this is by far one of the most hectic reports I have ever read. Honestly - what the fuck did I just read. These pills have been tested to be over 200mg - but I am not too sure if its the 600mg + of MDMA, 200mg of viagra or the causal morning Meth that is more concerning.

All i can say it, good luck. And keep reporting. This was so interesting haha.

October 4, 2016, 2:15 pm GMT

jj5678 (member since December 22, 2015)

@thebikkiemonster sorry to disappoint you but this is not a made up report. You can read my snapchat report to see that the beans we buy are heavy, and we take very large doses. I'm not saying this is a smart thing to do, or that anyone should do it, but it's how the mrs and me play. We have been playing hard, very hard, for 25yrs and don't expect to stop anytime soon. Just because you can't source imports doesn't mean others can't.

October 18, 2016, 10:25 am GMT

thebikkiemonster (member since April 18, 2016)

I'm interested in talking about the roll in more depth if possible jj5678, could we chat on Wickr about it, cause Iva head some messed up experiences and don't like posting publicy about it

October 31, 2016, 1:20 pm GMT

ej333 (member since November 23, 2016)

Wow! Awesome story haha, same here when my mothers son and I take great rolls! Glad to hear all the positive and great reviews on these pills after getting quite a few plus the teal ones. Now knowing how great these orange ones are I will definitely try them, been rolling since 2007 which ain't as long as most of you all but I usually know good rolls when I get them having lived in Denver and most pressed pills there were awesome until everyone started preferring molly everywhere even when I came back home to NM, pressed pills are back in which I've always preferred! But again, I definitely appreciate the good news on these since I s*** a few last weekend to my friend and he said they didn't feel anything, I then offered to give him some other ones I had to get him back and he then told me never mind it's all good! Which confused me since I wanted to make it right after his negative comments on thse then changed his mind... not sure if he was trying to get over on me or it finally took a while to hit him loll! Anyway, I usually get on here for my reviews on everything even after testing them but didn't bother with these since orange ones are always good or vary! So now I am sure they are really good reading various and multiple reports which benefits me!!! Haven't rolled since EDC and even then just one pill a night did he job so I might take it easy with these ones:). Finally made an account too just now so I can get more info from people and will definitely be posting my experience with either the good or bad rolls. Sorry for the long comment, first time on here and wanted to share my insight as well as see what's in them and people's comments so i know what I have/taking! I remember the times a couple of us would roll and see the figures you all mention crazy times but makes it 10 times better with the blurry vision, jaw clinching but the come down is what I like. White ones were always my favorite having a clean roll & an even cleaner come down, being able to eat the next day normally functioning as well. Thanks again for all the help and will for sure be sharing my experiences as well as positive/negative encounters!

November 23, 2016, 11:39 am GMT

floridadivision (member since September 1, 2017)

They are going around here in Florida and bunk as fuck! I know they sell "pill dies" on E Bay then dealers promote "great pills" on this web site as a marketing tool. Also, if your "fire" is really "fire" get your smart phone out with your test kit then make a video of you testing it. Finally, I know other dealers buy their black food coloring with their fake black puddle pictures to market their product on here by using this platform as a marketing tool.

September 3, 2017, 7:41 pm GMT