Pill Report: Blue Tesla
Blue Tesla


Posted by
April 30, 2015
Date Submitted
New Pills Shape is exactly like the Orange Tesla's.

average strong pills

for new users: start with a quarter!
for expierenced users: start with a half!

tested with:
Marquis: Black
Simon: Blue
Mecke: Blue

Dealer selling them at 220-240 mg

Tested 2 pills:
1x 214 mg
1x 208 mg

clean and nice pills
Last Update
April 30, 2015
Blue/Light Blue
15.0 mm
13.0 mm
Suspected Contents
MDxx High
Marquis Reagent
Mecke Reagent
Simons Reagent


hug e bear (member since October 31, 2012)

Wondering why the orange one's are outpressed and
the blue one's are inpressed??

May 1, 2015, 1:57 pm GMT

wizardmcnew2 (member since September 25, 2014)

@ hug e . Blue ones are copy's that's why mate

May 1, 2015, 7:22 pm GMT

hug e bear (member since October 31, 2012)

That's what i thought. But they were pretty fast!

May 1, 2015, 9:26 pm GMT

happypopper (member since March 14, 2014)

The blues are copies and are from a different presser. Although copies they aren`t inferior in any way. Good strong mdma roll

May 2, 2015, 1:39 pm GMT

papabeanking (member since May 4, 2015)

These are most definitely copies out of the Netherlands. Not the same people who are making the nice orange presses. Still waiting on gas chromatography to confirm dosage. They are advertised on the darknet at 200mg so likely a little lower. Your dealer is a liar my friend.

May 4, 2015, 7:18 am GMT

jozimar (member since August 25, 2014)

From a new presser in the Netherlands. Estimated 200mg so expect the spread to be 170-220. All in a very clean strong bean.

May 10, 2015, 1:12 pm GMT

mattys (member since March 7, 2014)


Have you ever tried UPS/Dominos/Plusmin or any other pill around 200mg?

How would these compare? I thought they'd be about the same

May 15, 2015, 2:18 am GMT

kittydrop (member since May 22, 2015)

Gonna take these. Did you get the lovey feelings you've gotten from other rolls on this? @happypopper

May 22, 2015, 2:32 am GMT

emilyblunt (member since June 21, 2015)

Was lucky enough to get some of these from a vendor in the Netherlands. Here is my report

7:04 PM: Down the hatch. Currently stone sober. Last roll was one week ago. Taking just half a pill

7:35 PM: Intense butterdlies, head feeling nice and loose. Also have the feeling of needing to take a dump. Slight horniness as well. Hair tingling. I admit I am very shocked at how quick I started feeling it. It normally takes me far longer. Text on phone is looking especially sharp/bold

7:45 PM: Still in come up. Currently in a crowded brewery (solo, rolling alone) I normally am not a fan of crowds but am feeling mellow at the moment. No feeling of nausea but I did take a huge shit.

7:50 PM: Noticing the glow around artifical lights now. Colors beginning to pop. Brain upgraded to retina display? Suppressing a few dry heaves and having to make a conscious effort to resist the urge to run my hands though my hair repeatedly.

8:03 PM: This will come as a surprise to nobody, but I am beginning to regret my decisious to be in a brewery. Didn't expect the tesla to hit me so hard so quickly. No desire to drink the beer that is in front of me. No desire to waste the beer either. Having difficulty focusing on note taking. Still feeling good though. Can tell already that this is going to be a quality roll. Considering I weigh over 250 lbs and rolled last weekend, I am impressed.

8:13 PM: Too antsy to sit in the brewery any longer. Cannot manage to force beer down. Wasting it and leaving, but not before taking another shit. Guess those stomach butterflies have to go somewhere, no?

8:42 PM: Abruptly stopped climbing and my high has leveled out. Feeling extrmely mellow. Glad I hit peak and still feeling great. Started walking outdoors and stumbled into a live music event. Enjoying it

9:05 PM: Still doing good. Watching live music outdoors and compemplating the beauty of the city. Starting with the deep sighing that I associate with the beginning of the comedown. Surely not this soon? Right?

9:31 PM: Comedown was smooth enough but quick...Wishing I hadn't waited so long to decide to redose. Second half down the hatch. At least I know the comeup will be here quickly.

10:11 PM: Made my way home and had an overwhelming desire to fap. Was able to nut which is very odd for me while rolling, but there it is. Teeth chattering slightly. Feeling much better than I was

10:28 PM: Rolling fully. The paradox of wanting to do everything and nothing at the same time is almost overwhelming

10:47 PM: Repeaked. Doing nothing but enjoying it immensely. Teeth grinding big time. Can hardly even force water down. Good shit. Only wish that I could always feel this great.

11:45 PM: Comedown 2: Electric Boogaloo. I could redose but I am toying with the idea of just coming down and saving the rest for another time. Enjoyed the roll far more upon arriving home. Just been laying around, bobbing my head to nothing and peroidically (the teslas really had my libido going for whatever reason.) Still. Truly truly enjoyable!

12:14 AM: Got through the worst part of the comedown. Nice and smooth. Feel a bit of despair at it all ending, but reality is a harsh mother no matter how clean the roll is. Taking some unisom (over the counter sleeping pills) and Vitamin-c and going to see if I can't get a good nights sleep.

12:22 AM: Reflecting on the night, I am quite satisfied with a 4 1/2 hour quality roll on a single blue tesla. Especially given my weight, recent roll, and long history of MDMA use.

Final Thoughts: Was able to sleep like a baby until 10am the next morning. Woke up feeling fine with nothing more than a cloudy head (felt a bit slow witted). Was able to get up, eat breakfast and even go on a 21 mile bike ride with a friend. Feeling about 90% normal. I can definitely reccomend the blue teslas to anyone who enjoys MDMA. You will not be dissapointed.

That being said, I imagine that taking a entire pill would be overwhelming to most people and should be unthinkable to inexperienced rollers.

June 21, 2015, 9:14 pm GMT