Pill Report: Paul Frank
Paul Frank


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July 2, 2014
Date Submitted
Recessed logo with paul frank monkey. Round pill.

PICTURE SHOWN IS NOT MINE, but the same style pill just green and red not green and yellow.
Last Update
July 3, 2014
Paul Frank monkey
Suspected Contents
MDxx and Amphetamine
User Report

I got one red and one green Paul Frank monkeys last night. The pills are round, single colored(no real specks) and have a cut out of the paul frank monkey. This is my first time with xtc, but I have done MDMA a few times before.

10:30pm: Parachute the red pill. I was told this helps it absorb faster so I figured Id try it. Didn't feel anything until 11:45 when I was eating. But it was a very mild high for about 30 minutes so I took the green pill.

12:00 am: Both pills seem to be working, but not happy energetic high like pure MDMA high. More of a buzzy, lets run around and punch stuff high.

12:30 am: High comes and goes in waves. Fists are clenched tight and it is hard to unclench them. Feels very tingly in my body but im feeling relaxed and very talkative.

1:45: Things start to die down so I go for a walk. Buzz feeling is gone and its hard to swallow and i cant stop making myself burp. this continues for about 2 hours until i start to sober up.

Okay so clearly this was kind of a weird experience. I definitely feel it was pressed with amp because it did not feel as happy and clean as pure MDMA. Not a bad high but not what i paid for. Also i feel kind of nauseous and foggy in my thinking.


peanut 801 (member since April 17, 2011)

Eewww sorry to break the news to ya but these doubtfully have any MDxx in them at all brotha. Paul Frank monkeys are NOTORIOUS for being bunk presses (usually piperazine) or some other nasty research chemical. Always test your rolls bro, whether its "Molly" or presses. You never can be too sure what a substance really is unless you test it. None the less welcome to pill reports my friend! You can learn alot from everyone here about MDxx substances and shit people try to pass off as MDxx.

July 2, 2014, 9:07 pm GMT

stayhealthy970 (member since September 1, 2012)

Thanks for the report an welcome to the site! :)

Peanut is right most Paul franks do not Contain Mdxx but some do so I would suggest u buying a test kit here's a couple links

Based in Australia: www.ecstasypilltest.com

Based in the US: www.dancesafe.org

Also I changed the name so there's no confusion (its not a cut out) an i
changed the rating to Adulterated


July 3, 2014, 2:16 am GMT

iheart mints (member since November 16, 2012)

I tested these while i was in michigan at the beautiful fest they got there and it. Didnt react at all he also had pinkish red. Dolphinns that testest for bk mdma. Had a few yellow blank pills that tested nothing at all as well. Dude said was from ops area also hope that helps

July 3, 2014, 10:30 am GMT

shermpaint (member since July 2, 2014)

Thanks everybody. I guess I need to invest in a test kit. As you can see I dont really know much about different drugs, but I would love to learn. Thanks again!

July 3, 2014, 1:34 pm GMT

yellowsuperman (member since June 25, 2014)

I tried the blue ones and thinking i would get stronger effect i even snorted the whole pill and didnt feel shit and thinking that i have pretty low tolerance that means this pill in any color is shit! stay away from this

July 3, 2014, 2:25 pm GMT

ohio roller (member since August 30, 2014)

so anything coming from Michigan is going to be mostly bunk? even the shards and if so what have they been using in place of mdma with the molly that's been coming around lol

August 30, 2014, 5:39 pm GMT

rulez (member since April 25, 2016)

YO I'm alittle south from you hmu I need some , form Minocqua Wisconsin

April 25, 2016, 6:36 pm GMT

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November 21, 2019, 6:47 pm GMT

deefade (member since January 28, 2022)


Look up the comments of this page for his post.

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Email used for scam: [email protected]
Wickr: tomorowland

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Address: 62 Rue Benchargui, Tanger 90040
Country: Morocco

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I hope nobody else gets victimized by this scum.

April 3, 2022, 7:58 am GMT