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*last meal consumed: 4:00 pm (Ultimate Bacon Cheese Burger)
*location pill consumed: Thursday Friends House/Night Club
*time consumed: 7:00 pm
*6’1” 180 lbs

Had to run a report on these so called “copycat” batman pokeball beans, for a couple of reasons: ONE-I did consume a blue lady “copycat” pokeball couple of months ago (remembered taking like 8 of them in one night and didn’t feel shit) and ever since then I’ve been hundred times more careful of what’s out there. TWO-yes I recently did try the OG pressed brownish/doo-doo green color batman pokeballs that have been floating around Honolulu and let me tell you, that was the first time I was ever disappointed with an “OG” pressed pokeball and I’m glad someone had already took the liberty to put out a warning on those. THREE-the obvious, I was really surprised on how strong and “somewhat clean” these copycats were and gotta give some love to the underdogs!!

+0:00 – 7:00 pm popped 2 beans at a friend’s apartment, still deciding if were gonna head into Chinatown for a couple of events going on. Chewed on the 2 beans, bitterness was not as strong as majority of the beans I’ve taken, but definitely did not taste like those wack-ass OG brownish/doo-doo green color pokeballs. Still back in my mind I was worried about these being a disappointment

+0:30 – feeling “jittery” worrying even more thinking these are speedy type beans (like the older blue dolphins), which I do not prefer or these were gonna be BUNK and weak like those blue lady “copycat” pokeballs

+1:00 – ooooh I feel a gag coming up….nope that was due to the smell of my friends fart lingering in his living room

+1:45 – feeling pretty worried at this point, to a point where I am about to call my homie who had supplied me these beans and tell him that I still have my receipt and I wanted to do a gift exchange….stood up to grab my cell phone….i feel this rush of EUPHORIA that just hit me!!! IT WAS AN AMAZING FEELING!!!

+2:00 – my other friends who were on the white rolex they were pretty jealous of how I was feeling at this point. 2 mother-fucken hours later, but it was worth it!!! The lights on my friends Christmas tree was wiggling like crazy, the AC felt amazing, felt like im walking on clouds……I just felt like sitting down with a smile on my face.

+2:30 – we decided to head into Chinatown and my friends had to pry me off of the couch. As I stood up again….that rush of euphoria just comes back and kicks my ass! As we walk to my friends car, the walk felt fucking great, I start to feel a lot more active at this point….i have this urge to just talk to anything that walks into my path

+2:50 – the car ride with the music bumpin was AWESOME, get into the club and once I see lights and people, my roll starts to jump up again and im feeling floored. I find a seat and immediately get a light show from some random person…..seem like there was fifty people giving me light show but my friends confirmed it was only one haha

+4:00 – about 4 hours since I dropped and about 2 hours since I first start to feel it, the same euphoria feeling is still there, eye wiggles were moderate but strangely I did not have the urge to chew on something? Good thing? Bad thing? Didn’t care cause I was feeling GREAT!

+5:00 – starting to feel it slip away but im more functional at this point…so I chewed on another green batman copycat pokeball

+5:10 – it hits me AGAIN! Eye wiggles and euphoria feeling were stronger this time around…..from this point all I remembered was sitting down and chillin and the club lights turned on!

+7:00 – we leave Chinatown and we go to our beach spot and chill

+7:30 – the rain starts to come down pretty hard as we sat in the car, the lights reflecting off the windshield with the rain looks INSANE! my body still feels the euphoria and with my tolerance and the average number of beans I normally consume (4-6) in one night I was impressed on these batmans on how hard I was still rolling, on only 3

+8:30 – I start to feel it slip away and I had the urge to pop another one but it was creeping up at 4 am so I was satisfy on how these batmans did its job.

+9:00 – we drive around, I was a bit irritated on the comedown because I didn’t want this feeling to end. My friends offered me to smoke a bowl, which I did and then I felt a lot more relaxed…this is the first time im smoking in over a year.

+9:30 – I get home, the feeling of rolling comes and goes as I walk into my house, I lay into my bed and fall asleep with no problem

*I did wake up with a head ache?? Last time I experienced a head ache in the morning was taking those blue dolphins about 2 years ago??? Could it be from smoking a bowl?? Don’t really know, took some asprin and it went away.

Aside feeling the head ache in the morning, overall I say these beans were very good and way above average 8.5/10