Pill Report: Shrek
Shrek

Glasgow & Nottingham

Posted by
September 27, 2005
Date Submitted
pillreports v1
Description
Watson: Holmes this particular batch of duck egg green Shrek tablets certainly doesn't contain Meth.

Holmes: Indeed Watson, and on the whole rather good, plenty of energy for dancing and chatter, a certain dose of the sweats was in evidence but nothing on the raging craze of meth.

Watson: Glad to hear it, that methamphetamine is a nasty trick, curse those Germans. So Holmes, were you engaging in the quick step with Lady Hamilton?

Holmes: don't be ridiculous watson, I never dance the quick step on class As as you well know.

Watson: you danced the hornpipe last time you injected cocaine Holmes.

Holmes: That was purely for the benefit of the Belgian ambassador Watson, his latent homosexuality was confirmed by his reaction to my dance in the latex sailor suit, the entrapment was assured.

Watson: Well done Holmes!

Holmes: Elementary my dear Watson..
Logo
Shrek
Colour
Green, Blue/Green
Shape
Round
Suspected Contents
Unknown
Rating
Warning
No
Tested
No
Consumed
Yes

3 Comments

san pedro (member since October 2, 2005)

October 2, 2005, 8:56 pm GMT

cardiffian (member since July 25, 2006)

Are you still on something??

:|

July 25, 2006, 3:28 pm GMT

ecciemonster (member since February 10, 2013)

You been oan the dan pal?

September 30, 2016, 4:47 am GMT