Pill Report: IKEA
IKEA

Melbourne VIC

Posted by
November 16, 2016
Date Submitted
bubbleboy3000
Description
Updated: new test kit arrived
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This new IKEA is one of the best quality presses I have come across, seems very well made and is even shiny down the sides. I struggled to scrape anything of it however once I did you could see the light coloured chunks of stuff inside much the same as the defqon pill.
(I have one of each side by side)

These are supposedly the replacement for the defqons and are being sold as very high strength as per most euros

Test results were among as great, colour change was very fast and went to deep black as per pics. Looking forward to having one of these and will update user report in a couple of weeks.
Last Update
November 25, 2016
Logo
Ikea sign
Colour
Yellow and blue
Shape
Rectangle
Texture
Very firm
Suspected Contents
MDMA
Rating
MDxx High
Warning
No
Tested
Yes
Mandelin Reagent
Black
Marquis Reagent
Black
Mecke Reagent
Black
Robadope Reagent
No Reaction
Simons Reagent
Blue
Consumed
Yes
User Report

An unplanned night away with a lady friend and we decided to have half an Ikea each, I broke up a second for later and both times it snapped in half by hand.

This pill was much like the other euro super pills going around, didn't get that heavy smacky feeling I get with locals.

Took about 40 mins for me to notice anything (I didn't leave a hotel room for walk like usual so delays there)

Come up was smooth, if it wasn't for the iidiot grin on my face I might not have even noticed.

Both had another 1/2 at 90 mins. Felt like we weren't getting all we could
Hit almost immediately.

Eye wobbles all night, both friend and I were a mess in the best way. Very lightweight, energetic to some degree, incredibly loving and touching which was great in this case.
Did try to have sex many times was amazing however for me i couldn't finish so we moved on to other things

Overall definitely a great pill. Next day now and I'm ok, little depleted but ok

15 Comments

bubbleboy3000 (member since January 31, 2016)

Link to another report for same pills for now.

http://pillreports.net/index.php?page=display_pill&id=36577#comments

November 16, 2016, 2:07 pm GMT

garygroundwork (member since October 4, 2016)

These things look awesome and have the same symbol on back as defcons...need to get my hands on one of these bad boys.

November 17, 2016, 7:03 am GMT

zigstar (member since December 16, 2015)

Hey man, thanks for the reporting and good idea getting a new kit
The kits can go off and stop reacting due to oxygen, light and heat (crazy hot weather in aus atm) i have heard that it is a good idea to store the chemicals in the fridge(best option) or dark cool places

I shall be testing these sometime this week as well :)

November 17, 2016, 7:33 am GMT

scatterday (Administrator)

Looking forwards to some test results, Thanks for the report.

The best thing to ensure your test kits don't go off is as zigstar said. Make sure they're stored in dry, Dark and cool locations.

Be mindful that Marquis can
go from a clear liquid to a blackish tint over time but usually still works fine.

Mandelin if left for extended periods of time has a yellow sludge at the bottom of the bottle build up and should be shaken prior to testing. This is because the sodium metavanadate is mostly in suspension in the acid.

A desk draw perhaps or even under a bed would be a good place for storage especially seeing as how summer is right around the corner.

Before testing I generally give my reagents a vigorous shake. You may have found the kit may still have been okay for a bit longer.

November 18, 2016, 7:35 pm GMT

bubbleboy3000 (member since January 31, 2016)

Thank you for the tips on kit storage. I am sure many like myself will benefit from it.

My kit seemed fine but the reactions were all strange, as mentioned tested on known things and got same reactions so I just binned it and got another.


**report updated

November 19, 2016, 5:22 am GMT

bubbleboy3000 (member since January 31, 2016)

Consumed on weekend with friend one each in halves. Was absolutely spectacular!

November 25, 2016, 10:54 pm GMT

zigstar (member since December 16, 2015)

Thanks for the update man very keen to try these bad boys now ;)

November 26, 2016, 4:13 pm GMT

techroll (member since August 23, 2016)

Another great review bubbles.
Interesting seeing these bicoloured presses starting to make there way to aus!
I never got to experience the defqon's that were round but have experience with other euros.
silver sims, blue punishers ect. how would you say they compare?

November 28, 2016, 3:37 pm GMT

bubbleboy3000 (member since January 31, 2016)

Standard euro feel and expectations, shame you missed the defqons, one of the few pills that I just have to dance on as I can't stop myself , that said The defqons have found their way back so get them if you can, they are by far my favourite from all the pills I've had come through my hands over the years

November 29, 2016, 12:40 pm GMT

thebikkiemonster (member since April 18, 2016)

What's a standard Euro feel? 2 Sundays ago I dropped a whole Silver SIM card, boy was that a mistake, hit me like a truck and was munted and overwhelmed for hours, couldn't enjoy the peak. I prefer to be full of energy rocketing around, instead of feeling good sitting down, to me that's a waste. Got some IKEAs and Defqons coming, will def be dropping them
In halves or even quarter

November 29, 2016, 1:24 pm GMT

techroll (member since August 23, 2016)

BikkieMonster, For me euro's usually hit me like a train, but its not overwhelming at all. I enjoy the experience and excluding lets say a 10min period of the peak where ill go have a dart i wont be sitting down. Id say start with halves if your experience with the full sim was too intense and see how you go from there.

Bubbles, yeah im guessing supply sold out just afew days before i was going to buy, because i remember being indecisive on if to go the defqons or the sims at the time. Didnt realise they were back in our great southern land ill have to pick some up!

November 29, 2016, 2:33 pm GMT

bubbleboy3000 (member since January 31, 2016)

Sounds good!!


When I say standard euro feel for me it's usually based on a half a pill and I get a lightweight yet overwhelmed amazing feeling that just has me grinning from ear to ear and goes all nice from there.. ( usually pop the other half about then)
I find locals just knock me on my arse in a different way, sometimes I need to sit with a euro but I get back up. I don't get back up off local stuff.

FYI I found half a defqon to be a great amount to get the night going and was in no rush for the other half, the Ikea didn't quite feel as good. Definitely didn't hear anything bad from anybody in the group though but defqons have been the shining star of the last three parties I've been to

November 30, 2016, 7:50 am GMT

thebikkiemonster (member since April 18, 2016)

I never got up off the full Sim, was grounded most the time, but if you've taken to much you've taken too much, nearly impossible to harnes the lift off

December 9, 2016, 6:01 am GMT

liambayxp (member since December 28, 2016)

Hi guys Brit here was searching for a pill report to show my friend to back up how amazing these pills are nice to see you Aussies are finally getting a taste of the good stuff my friend went travelling and said all the pills were shit which is a shame as we get defqons and ikeas in the thousands in my tiny little town so fortunate

December 27, 2016, 11:23 pm GMT

cang182 (member since December 19, 2016)

The pills that I ever taken. Super strong pills high lasted to me for like 6hrs peaked for 4 hrs.

January 13, 2017, 10:33 am GMT