Pill Report: Pink Oreo
Pink Oreo

Los Angeles, California

Posted by
May 24, 2016
Date Submitted
m3d chris
Description
Hello PR!

This report will cover the new Pink Oreos by CP!

These beans are reported to have a spread of 220-250mg of MDMA; aka they're VERY strong. Some user reports claim they're stronger than the Orange Teslas. I have yet to try either, but will in a few weeks and will update my reports on both once I consume. The texture of these pills is the most chalky I've ever seen on a pill, they're from the first batch of Oreos CP has made. He has already released his new revamped Oreos, which are a deep hot pink color and have a cleaner/sharper press. The front of the pill has the Oreo cookie stamp on it, while the back has the initials CP, with a score line running down the middle, in between the two letters. The pills have a very sweet, yet strong MDMA/sass scent to them. There are silver specs of glitter all over these pills, and another neat quality about these is that much like the Orange Teslas, these guys glow under a black light!
They glow a light orange/pinkish color.

I've attached an image of what they look like under a black light, in contrast to the Orange Teslas here:

https://imgur.com/sTZ8FEh

These presses are 1cm in diameter and are 5mm thick. Be careful with dosage, I'd recommend starting with 1/3 and slowly dose more as you peak; I've read that these will creep up on you HARD, so be careful and patient.

Tested with Mecke (left), Marquis (middle), and Mandelin (right).

Mecke: Dark green to dark blue/black within 5 seconds.
Marquis: Straight to black with some purple along the edges after about 5-10 seconds.
Mandelin: Straight to black.

Test Results: https://imgur.com/b4UsgNe

Any and all feedback is always welcomed and appreciated!
Happy Rolling,
m3d_chris
Logo
Oreo
Colour
Pink
Shape
Round
Height
10.0 mm
Width
10.0 mm
Texture
Very Chalky
Edges
Sharp
Suspected Contents
MDMA
Rating
MDxx High
Warning
No
Tested
Yes
Mandelin Reagent
Black
Marquis Reagent
Black
Mecke Reagent
Black
Consumed
No

21 Comments

apebanger (member since May 17, 2016)

Anything with glitter these days i want nothing to do with it

May 24, 2016, 7:56 am GMT

m3d chris (member since May 4, 2016)

@apebanger Do u have an experience you'd like to share? :o

May 24, 2016, 4:24 pm GMT

epic11 (member since October 16, 2011)

lol ape must have taken the glitter Guccis or pumas. Some people just arent used to meth in their pills. These have none and should be fire. Dont worry about it. Enjoy!

May 24, 2016, 8:45 pm GMT

apebanger (member since May 17, 2016)

White Heinekens with the glitter were garbage in imo. I heard from a good source that these were proper!.

May 29, 2016, 6:08 am GMT

alexfromthebar (member since May 30, 2016)

These pills are the real deal. This will literally be my first Roll report written so sorry for not being thorough. So I dropped half at 9:30pm and started feeling the comeup around 10:10pm. Music became clearer and louder. had some minor eye wriggling here and there. 10:30 pm and I feel everything. Dancing hard, losing myself in the moment. Friends had to get my attention and tell me to take it easy. I begin chewing my lips and a friend gives me gum(I know gum isn't ideal but it was that or biting through my lips). I feel amazing, like I'm connected to everyone, and all I wanna do is talk with everyone and Dance. Time sure flys on these. feel it weaken a bit around 12:30 but not by much. Decide to take the other half. within 20 minutes I'm going even Harder than earlier. Start to chat with literally everyone around me. before I know it 3am hits and it's time to go home. stay rolling hard till 5:30am. I did struggle to sleep but I think it's because of my redose. If you guys wanna ask questions fire away.

May 30, 2016, 4:13 pm GMT

lirik09 (member since June 1, 2016)

So this is my first time rolling, I took a whole pink oreo, only after seeing I should start off with a third... I'm rolling so fucking hard right now... Is there anything I should be worried about? Not expecting anyone to read this post by tonight but I'll take a shot. Also, how is the come down on these? I have to go to work tomorrow early in the morning... Also will I be able to sleep tonight/ can anyone confirm these are not amphetamine based. Thanks

June 1, 2016, 9:34 pm GMT

m3d chris (member since May 4, 2016)

@lirik09 One whole pill at once is definitely not a good idea for a first time user. You may experience a hard comedown. I'm so curious as to how you're able to type and read while rolling balls. You must have an eye wiggle galore going on. There shouldn't be any traces of amphetamine, CP is known for producing very clean quality beans. Sleeping depends on the person, I normally sleep like a baby after rolling, but it's different for everyone. Let me know how your experience turns out. Be safe and enjoy your roll(:

M3D_Chris

June 2, 2016, 6:12 am GMT

minty freshman (member since June 3, 2016)

I found blue Oreos, anyone ever hear of them? Looking for quick feedback. Haven't found anything online about them.

June 3, 2016, 7:41 pm GMT

m3d chris (member since May 4, 2016)

@freshman could you post and share a photo? Definitely a copycat.

June 3, 2016, 8:59 pm GMT

ukaara (member since June 6, 2016)

Taken those on weekend. I am quite an experienced user, tho I am not doing it often (1 time in a year, maybe). I've taken 2,5 pills like this: 1st, then 2nd after about 2 hours and a half after 3 hours after second pill. The effects are extremely hard! The euphoria is overwhelming. Here are my main impressions:

- euphoria level - 7/10
- jaw chewing - 8/10 (it still hurts)
- AMAZING VISUAL EFFECTS (the sky appeared to have different colors and the trees seemed to have 2D pixel texture and thats only a few)
- music impression - 10/10

Please, take in point that I've taken quite a lot per a shot and I don't know if these effects will take place after taking a half or 1/3 to start off.

Also I would recommend to take those in a relaxing atmosphere (would not go to a rave party, the boost is way too hard for me).

Good luck and be safe.

June 6, 2016, 1:07 am GMT

biglou (member since June 6, 2016)

I have been taking X since the 90's the good old day of the club called the limelight in NYC and still take from time to time.

I been reading ONLY take half!

I been told buy two people "even season vets take half"

I read here you should start with a half of a half.

I took a 200mg caffeine pill and half of a Pink Oreo at -- 2:30PM

3:30 nothing
4pm nothing
5pm nothing
Left where I was around 5pm music was good too.
6pm nothing
7pm nothing

Only thing I felt was the first 20 minutes the caffeine pill that's it

Do NOT waste your time with half a pill.

Same pill with the silver glitter and tested!

June 6, 2016, 5:13 pm GMT

burnt (member since June 21, 2016)

Hey I'm New on these fourms but been taking substances for the past couple years went a little to crazy when I began taking all sorts of different ones on a weekend basis. Anyways I'm on my way home from EDCLV 2016 and I took a " a capsule of tested MDMA, with the pink Oreo. I took the MDMA first waited till it wore off took the Oreo full. I can honestly say it was one of the more cleaner rolls I've taken. Lasted a few hours smooth come up. Didn't get any bad eye wiggles, which I like.. But my body felt amazing and gave me so much energry next day didn't wake up with and headache felt great. The third day I ended up taking 3 Oreos full about 2 hours a part from eachother. Again never had so much energy and body felt great and my eyes didn't roll back and friends said I looked sober. But my body was really sensitive. Also very smooth come down and can easily fall asleep. Can any of you give me feed back on the pink hearts had a bad experience with it Day 2

June 21, 2016, 4:00 am GMT

ogskiller (member since June 23, 2016)

DO NOT GET. Had these for EDC same description and everything. Everyone in group did not have a good roll couldn't not dance. not talkative, didn't feel right. If these are apparently same makers of who they say they are I can't tell only reason I made an account is because of this pill! ... ps when I roll I live to dance around talk be social and these just werent those pills

June 23, 2016, 7:05 am GMT

awesome pants (member since June 24, 2016)

Took these 3 days. First day took a half on the spot. Really clean roll, no eye wriggles, mass amounts of energy, come down was really gradual. Second day took half again, hit a lot harder, got a little nausea but it passed. Same results. Third day i took a fourth, hit me so hard I had to go chill in the grass, couldn't move, legs felt like jello, didn't feel like walking around.

Idk if it was on account of me not eating a lot the last 2 days but it was much different than the first time I took it. 3rd day actually had such a bad experience that it made me feel like I hated rolling and just had to get the f out of the venue. Stuck through it tho and raged anyways.

Be weary this shit is mad strong. The come downs weren't bad at all, no depression, sickness or anything. Just a little headache/nausea after the 3rd day, probably because I rolled 3 days straight lol.

June 24, 2016, 2:01 am GMT

sharksquad (member since June 30, 2016)

So what does the glitter in the rolls mean? I've been looking around but heard meth? I don't think this is true?

June 30, 2016, 6:55 pm GMT

greeeeenz (member since August 2, 2016)

Took these last night, fucking FIRE!!!!! I think these are the best beans I've had since the red supremes. There was no comedown, had me rolling HARD for about 5 hours. Love these!! CP always coming thru with nothing but the best.

August 2, 2016, 8:08 pm GMT

waldo562g (member since August 14, 2016)

DANK BE SAFE ADULTERATED FIRST TIME TRYING THESE TAKE IT IN HALFS SO UR NOT CAUGHT OFF GUARD .I POP EM COMPLETE EVERYONES INTAKE IS DIFFERENT SO YEA BE SAFE ENJOY

August 14, 2016, 1:28 am GMT

h3adgam3z (member since August 17, 2016)

Shark the glitter is one of the anti-counterfeiting measures CP uses because of all of the counterfeit Teslas that were circulating.

These are amazing and extremely strong so please exercise caution, start with half if you're a small person start with a quarter.

August 17, 2016, 3:03 am GMT

tyjo121 (member since October 1, 2016)

I got, what I thought was the first gen pink oreos around April. They were light pink, CP press, no glitter, a bit chalky. They were bomb, all the good reviews above etc. I couldn't find them for a while..and then they popped back up. This time, they have silver glitter, and are definitely brighter pink, same CP press, identical size/shape. But they are brighter for sure, and the press seems to be a bit more compact..like a harder press. I'm just concerned because I know there are a ton of counterfeit CP's out there and compared to the picture above, they are definitely brighter. The weird part is, the first time I got these, the color was more similar to the picture, but no glitter. Does anyone have any experience with the brighter pink? Or know about the different cycles of these pink oreos and how they've changed. I just want to make sure I don't have counterfeits. Thanks in advance!

October 1, 2016, 1:39 am GMT

a933648 (member since January 2, 2017)

Agree with the post above but to clarify, there are copycat pills out there. I've had the real pink Oreo on many occasions and they are excellent. Clean, strong and euphoric roll with an easy comedown. I would always buy them throu gh my usual contact.
I got the copycat batch from a different dealer and i suspected right away that they might not be legit because they looked different (comparison below) but dealer assured me that was the "new batch."
I decide to try one that weekend and feel nothing for an hour which is unusual for me so I take another. After about one hour and a half I start to come up but in an unfamiliar way. The rest of the night unfolds uncomfortably as I get moments of heavy breathing, sweating, no desire to dance whatsoever and feeling very anti-social. there were very slight moments of "euphoria" but ultimately overriden by anxiety and discomfort. Overall terrible experience.
Below are the memorable visual characteristics of real vs fake pill to help you identify:

COLOR:
---real-bright pink, almost fluorescent
---fake-dull pink, Exact color in picture from original post (Pretty certain those are fakes)

TEXTURE:
---real- very chalky with tiny glitter (Oreo stamp will be partly visible)
---fake- fairly hard with large glitter (Oreo stamp is clear and neat)

Hope this helps. Stay safe all.

January 2, 2017, 8:08 am GMT

m3d chris (member since May 4, 2016)

@a933648 I'm sorry, but no. Your descriptions and claims are incorrect. Perhaps if you increase the brightness of your screen you'll see the true color of the pill. It is under white bathroom light in the photo; the pill is actually a bright pink with silver glitter. I've posted links to the pills under a UV light, there's no failing that THIRD test for authenticity. The color, texture, and timing (in addition to the test, glitter, and UV) are consistent with the 2nd batch of Oreos that CP released shortly before I posted. I purchased and have had several since I posted this report and yes, they are true fire. Don't listen to the haters, these are the real deal.

Happy Rolling,
m3d_chris

June 5, 2017, 12:26 pm GMT