BOOOOOOO! I was all excited i got my new kit and then evern more excited cuz they were elephant pokes. the last time i had yellow ones back last fall, they passed with flying colors. i expected for these to do the same also.
when i got them i had a big feeling these were fake. they were all worn out and small kine powdery. those two things sent red flags up but i didnt wanna believe it.
anyways here the results:
Mecke - yellow more on the brite side. after 20 secs turned ornage/brown
Simons: no reaction (solution was slightly pink)
Marquis: yellow
ive been out of the scene for a while but from the last time it seems that who ever is presssing these is getting smarter, there more solid unlike befor, it crumbled when i put a knife to it.
i had no intention of rolling today(thursday)but when i picked these up i got excited. then i looked at it them and i thought they were fake but didnt wanna believe it. but my kit confirmed it :( after some thinking i said why not. i was expecting much out of this.
prior to consuming, my last meal was 4hrs befor, just came home from the gym and had a protein shake.
0:00 double drop (chewed)
+20 i think im coming up, anxious feeling with slight euphoria. coulda been placebo tho
+40 coming up. music sounds clearer. body is getting heavier. a little lubby dubby feeling. armpits and hands are sweating the load (its a hot and humid night in hawaii nei) smoked a bowl
+1hr FLOOOOOOORED!! minor jaw action, eyes dilated. reminds me of a molly
+1:05 1 more, chewed
+1:20 i guess you can say im peaking. eye wiggles(normally dont get this) jaw is getting its grind on. this is def a surprise to feel this good. hard to stay focus on little things, like music and packing a bowl.
+1:30 400mg Magnesium Citrate
for the next 2hrs or so i was glued to my bed, i could not get up, felt like i weighed a ton. head phones on with some CEV's. cant seem to satisfy the cotton mouth.
theres something missing but cant figure it out, maybe its the euphoria but it felt like i was right there but couldnt get there, like i needed to take one more step but was unable to.
+3:30 coming down, its coming in waves now, jaw isnt that bad anymore.
+4:15 decided to eat a sandwhich and drink a glass of milk. wasnt hungry but new it would be best if i did eat, stomach didnt seem to like it much.
+4:30 my body felt as it could sleep but my mind was all over the place.
+5:45 dont think imma sleep soon so i take .5mg of xanax
+6:30-45 finally fall a sleep
woke up 6hrs later because i had work. felt a little tired. grabbed a energy drink ate a spam, egg and cheese sandwhich and took my multi vitamin and 100mgs R-Lipoic Acid. still felt a little out of it so i took .5mg xanax and like magic i feel all good.
this was such a tease, like blue balls lol. alcohol and weed would compliment this very well. the thing i did not like was the body load and the missing euphoria. i was planning on trying these again with some alcohol at a night club setting...but i blacked out last night and found my baggie empty this morning :( i really hope i was awake to enjoy it rather than ktfo. but i think the ladder won
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20 Comments
rollnpeace (Moderator)
these look nothing like the real things...besides the logo barely being visible (which could be expected from any worn out pill) the poke dot is way off centered, and the logo is way off
May 13, 2011, 7:16 am GMTcali420 (member since December 10, 2008)
That is s shitty copycat poke... It's very easy to tell that is not a OG Poke.
May 13, 2011, 7:22 am GMTThanks for testing and posting a pic of the pill and resutls.
ocbudsmkr420 (member since August 13, 2009)
Thanks for posting your results! Long time no seee happyland :)
May 13, 2011, 7:31 am GMTDo you plan to consume?
esare909 (member since March 21, 2010)
DAMNNN good looking on the results. i was gonna take this to an event. i have ones EXACTLY like that, really messed up and chalky. im going to buy a kit now fuck that
May 13, 2011, 8:42 am GMTrealitycontrol (member since November 14, 2007)
how are these counterfeit pressers able to get these fakes out so quickly? the "real" white elephants have only been around for a couple weeks and already we're seeing this...pretty weird/amazing/lame...
May 13, 2011, 9:21 am GMTyanker (member since March 10, 2011)
The copiers obviously read pillreports and see what they should get out on the market next and quick. We should have our navy seals take out them bastards.
May 13, 2011, 12:06 pm GMTyanker (member since March 10, 2011)
@ rollwme I was gona suggest the same exact thing but didn't want people calling me an idiot. LOL I was gona say the pokemaster puts out a good batch and then switches up the ingrediants knowing people will b all over em. Then changes the press just a Lil to make people think its a different Presser. But before anybody realizes it there's already thousands of em out on the market. They only need one sale out to the dealers after the dealers get em its they're problem how they're gona.get rid of em. Since obviously the dealers probably keep going back to the same source and never text the pills or don't care to test them I think that makes a lot of sense.
May 13, 2011, 2:38 pm GMTyanker (member since March 10, 2011)
Rollwme is dead on. I mean look at it this way. If I was the Presser I'd put out a couple good batches let the good reports b posted then switch it up w methelyone to save money make more profit. If the fake pressers have the technology to mass produce pills ur telling me they can't line up a damn dot on the line or make the logo the same size? Its not rocket science to put a dot in the center of a line if u have a machine to pump out thousands of pills. He's obviously changing up the press to make people think its a different Presser. Which isn't to bad I guess if u know what to look for before u buy. At least we know if u get a new press early chances r they'll be the good batch
May 13, 2011, 3:43 pm GMTcataschok (member since March 26, 2008)
You're all wrong! It's the moderators at pillreports filling the streets with methylone pokes, in conjunction with websites that sell test kits, to encourage more people to buy them! Rather then pipe bombing everything, they're more forgiving by putting methylone in them so atleast buyers will still get a decent roll rather than getting screwed over. Notice how every moderator suggest that you buy a test kit?! AH HA( and i hope no one takes this serious, but you never know! )
May 13, 2011, 4:32 pm GMTchemically insane (member since May 13, 2011)
FYI - methylone reacts with simons... I would say they are not methylone either... id guess, naphyrone, mdpv, or mdppp... those show similar to methylone/mephedrone but have no simons reaction...
May 13, 2011, 4:32 pm GMTyanker (member since March 10, 2011)
I thought marquise turns yellow if its metheylone. Those results look yellow to me. I may be wrong I just got my test kit in the mail 2 days ago and read the instructions and googled it but I thought I read marguise will turn yellow to metheylone
May 13, 2011, 5:03 pm GMTchemically insane (member since May 13, 2011)
There's lots of chems similar to methylone that have similar Marquis,Mandelin and Mecke results... have a look here... and also notice that methylone does react with simons...
May 13, 2011, 7:47 pm GMThttp://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showthread.php?t=512598
chemically insane (member since May 13, 2011)
I love these scenarios people imagine happen.... quite comical :D
May 13, 2011, 11:38 pm GMTocbudsmkr420 (member since August 13, 2009)
Whos who & whos making what is not up for discussion on these threads. I did get a good lulz out of Catashocks comment though. lets keep comments relevant to the report in question & Presser discussion doesnt fall into that catergory. I dont want to pull out the hammer on anyone so lets not argue about useless topics.
May 13, 2011, 11:41 pm GMTliquidd (member since September 30, 2005)
Anyone else actually consume? I ate several of them...coming up felt normal..after that it was basically an irritating buzz that leaves you unfulfilled ...comedown is horrid(at least if you are trying to sleep like I was)....anyone actually enjoy these?
May 14, 2011, 6:07 am GMTkswagga (member since July 9, 2009)
wow the copycaters are getting quick these just came out a few months ago. thats one more to look out for. its like a three to one ratio of Fake pokes to real ones. dammnnn itt
May 15, 2011, 1:37 am GMTxiiisjive (member since September 24, 2007)
yup copycats comin out real quick nowadys. get a kit. i actually ran across these 2 weeks ago. when i first got them, the stamps and edges weren't as faded or rough. they could actually pass as the real ones if you're not really paying close attention.
May 15, 2011, 9:09 am GMTalso since everyone is on the lookout for hard waxy pokeballs which are notorious fakes, the copycats 1 upped us on this batch and made these elephatns super chalky and crumbly which is more characteristic of the real pokeballs.
aik001 (member since August 4, 2007)
hello guys, i have a question! are the real white elephant pokes very hard? not crumbly at all? i lost my test kit so i cannot test and dont want to consume to test -_-. speedy response appreciated!
May 27, 2011, 12:44 am GMThappyland (member since February 1, 2010)
sorry we cant tell you if your elephant is real or not, we can only speculate
May 27, 2011, 9:27 am GMTcutesy123 (member since April 14, 2011)
Damn I wish I had a test kit I got some looked exactly like these all chalky. But from looking at the reports seems like the legit ones have a fine press and on these you can't even tell the stamp or pokeball logo :(
June 20, 2011, 6:40 am GMT