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Yellow/Gold Durex
Date Submitted: January 6, 2017, 5:24 pm GMT
Last Updated: January 6, 2017, 5:24 pm GMT
Submitted By: quadruna (member since July 20, 2014)
Name: Yellow/Gold Durex
State/Province: Devon
Logo: Durex
Colour: Yellow/Gold
Shape: Rectangle
Texture: Smooth
Edges: Smooth
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: Scored these from a reputable source, looked absolutely amazing - very well pressed. The picture doesn't do it justice.

I'll try my best to describe how they were as I got absolutely munted on these on NYE.

Pills were very hard pressed making them difficult to break even though there was a decent scoreline on the back.

I know I should have reagent tested them first but I was too excited for that considering it was NYE (my favourite "holiday" of the year).
Suspected Contents: MDMA
Rating: MDxx High
Warning: no
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: I'll try and make it an easy-to-follow timeline of events from NYE to the best of my memory. It all started at 2100hrs...

2100hrs: Arrived at my mate's house totally sober apart from a baseline stone from a joint I smoked earlier in the evening. Broke one pill in half and downed it with a mouthful of Coca Cola - pre-roll jitters hit me as it has been a while since I last took MDMA.

2130hrs: After a little bit of dancing I begin to feel a little twinkle however this may have been a placebo effect as I wasn't expecting them to hit very quickly due to the solid press. Decide to drop the other half.

2200hrs: Definitely begin to feel something now, increased heart-rate, sweaty palms and I realise I'm chatting a lot.

2230hrs: I decide to leave my mate's house and go on a little road-trip with two of my other mates to grab some gear in the next town over. Definitely feeling it now as my jaw starts clenching and I begin to talk faster and faster.

2300hrs: This is when it all hits me. I come up really hard sitting in the back of my mate's car as we're driving around. Jaw is clenched 99% of the time and my eyes are rolling all over the place. Waves of pleasure pulse through my body as I continue to chat absolute twaddle.

2330hrs: I get dropped back off at the party and head straight for the music. I immediately change it to my favourite Neurofunk DnB/Jungle mix and get lost in the bass.

2345hrs: Totally immersed in the music, chain smoking rollies absolutely fucked off my face. I felt like I was tripping at one point as colours were extremely vibrant (even though I was wearing sunglasses). People decide to head out for the countdown and I'm left thinking whether I'm too fucked to go out into public but do it anyway.

0000hrs: See the new year in surrounded by my mates, smoking a fat zoot next to policemen whom I politely wished a happy new year. Feeling on top of the world. I distinctly remember saying to a mate who was also on it "Man I'm too fucked for this shit" and a group of use decide to head back to the flat and continue partying.

0100hrs: This was when I feel I peaked, I feel totally munted with my jaw clenched and eyes rolling. I'm no longer pulsing with pleasure though - it is a constant buzz of euphoria and energy. I am totally in love with everyone I see and feel as though everything is right in the world.

0200hrs: The euphoria becomes slightly less intense but I remembered I have iron lungs when I'm on MDMA and build myself the fattest bong I've done in a while. This fucks me up further and I go to rave myself silly once more.

0300hrs: Still feeling buzzed but not as much anymore. Don't feel bad at all though as I continue to smoke weed and sniff the odd line of powerful flake.

0400hrs: Baseline buzzed now, no bad side effects to note which is a surprise considering how cunted I was previously. Beginning to feel more and more stoned off my arse after a few more huge bong tokes.

0500hrs: Stoned. Really fucking stoned yet still full of love for everyone around me. Decide it's time to head home.

0600hrs: The walk back to my house is only 10mins but it felt like every step I was walking on clouds. I feel absolutely amazing at this point what with a combination of afterglow from the beans and a heavy stone from all the weed I smoked. Grab a glass of water, smoke one more rollie and get into bed. I fell asleep near-instantly and woke up about 12hrs later feeling perfectly fine. Still a bit of an afterglow. Stay up and chat to my parents for a few hours and get back into bed. What a perfect way to see in the new year.

Overall these pills are well worth a crack, the long comeup I guess was down to how hard they were pressed but I didn't mind. I wish I had more than one though I felt like that would have been an amazing twist. Don't get me wrong though not once did I feel underwhelmed I just like getting as fucked as possible.

Great clean pills if you come across them definitely give them a go!

Thanks for reading!
Pill Report: Yellow/Gold Durex
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Posted on January 6, 2017, 6:32 pm GMT by thexperience (member since April 22, 2012)
yellow ones were tested with ~120mg MDMA
Posted on January 9, 2017, 6:56 am GMT by bearlove2 (member since August 20, 2015)
Sounds like you had a great night - thanks for the report.

Thanks for the link to the test results also.